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Sunday, March 05, 2006 

Naked Curling Vampire Power

Mrs. Jones and Me

http://www.tsn.ca/curling/news_story.asp?id=157105
That’s a link to curling going on these days. And this is a link to a curling calendar:
http://www.thecurlingnews.com/calendar.html
The first link is about Jennifer Jones, from a match where Jones took on Jones in the battle of keeping up with the Jones’. Unfortunately the second link isn’t about Jennifer Jones. It is about a calendar that has been put out with nude curlers, called the Ana Arce Team Sponsorship Calendar 2006. Although Jennifer may not be involved, it also isn’t Ed Werenich, as you can see from the photo at the side. As for the possibility of the beauty queen of curling joining the ranks for a future calendar, Jennifer responded disappointingly by saying “I couldn't, I'm too shy. It's very European.”

Borg Selling Out

http://www.tsn.ca/tennis/news_story.asp?id=156920
I hope that “financial security” means a few extra cruises and a BMW, and doesn’t mean food on the table. On one hand, its sad that such a prominent athletes life has come to this point. On the other hand, he has won trophies that are worth a half a million dollars. How many of us can say that about our lives? I have a midget hockey trophy somewhere that might get me fiddy cent someday, if I run into a midget who has a goalie fetish.


Max Power

http://www.tsn.ca/headlines/main_story.asp?id=156955
Congrats to Jonathan Power for regaining the number one ranking in the world. There is nothing better than retiring on your own terms, and at the top of the world. I must say, personally I probably won’t be watching any squash tournaments on TV anymore (and not just because it’s usually on at 3:30 in the morning, which is when I had to watch his final match). He was by far the most entertaining person in squash, and his temper was good for at least a few laughs a game. He was also able to back it up with great play, and will, surprisingly to most of you I’m sure, be missed by me in the Sports world. This was one of my favourite athletes, and it’s great to see him retire the way he wanted.


Question For the Ages

Should I buy this?
http://cgi.ebay.ca/Chris-PRONGER-Canada-gameworn-jersey-2006-Olympics_W0QQitemZ8773224188QQcategoryZ37757QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Casi No No

http://news.independent.co.uk/business/news/article349223.ece
So if mark Cuban had a blog, and some day a casino advertisement came up on his blog, should that affect the Dallas Mavericks? It makes no sense. Man U is separate, and whomever they do or don’t take on as a sponsor has as much bearing on the Buccaneers as Beckham’s inability to be teached maths.

Super Mario Tennis Cart

I’m not sure what to think about this one:
http://worldchumps.blogspot.com/2006/03/wheelchair-tennis-spins-out-of-control.html
My initial thought is “hey cool, they keep the balls in the spokes of the wheels”. Thought shuts down from that point on.

Religion #1

And to end on a couple of sad notes, we turn to the world of organized religion: http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3223268,00.html
Racism of any kind makes me sick, and that includes when people normally thought of as being on the minorities side are at the helm. "The greatest danger to our people is assimilation! I urge you in the last minute not to make this move," If you wish to be informed of the dangers associated with marrying gentiles, I am leaving you my cell phone number. Please call me any time and I shall help you." The fact that people in the world still think like that is nothing but sad. If everyone allowed themselves to be assimilated, instead of focusing on differences, the world would be a much better place. What Baruch Marzel said is sickening. 2 people – not a Jew and a Lithuanian – but 2 people are in love and want to get married. They have learned to appreciate each other, from their beliefs to whichever one picks their toes in bed. They are two different people who have found their differences wonderful, and want to enjoy the unique life they make together. Who cares what some old guys say about ridiculous, antiquated beliefs. If they are happy they should do what will keep them that way. Living life any other way is just stupid. Blatantly stupid. Besides, if a certain people only marry his or her own people, there is bound to be a lot of in breading going on. Apparently, though, even Giuliani is all for that world, which is somehow a lot less illegal than I ever though it was: http://ask.yahoo.com/20060223.html
Oh world.

Religion #2

As if that wasn't bad enough, we come to the grand finaly. Now, bear with me on this one; it will come to a sports head eventually. Have a read:
http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html
This guy is planning on running for Governor of Minnesota, and President in 2008. Oh yeah, and he is a Satanist and a Vampyre. The second line on his page says, “I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.” He does, however, go on to say
“However, it doesn't mean that I hate all his followers. This Country was founded on religious rights and freedoms. This is guaranteed under the
1st Amendment of our great constitution. This right allows me to worship Lucifer and the Goddess Hecate, just as it allows you to worship the Goddess/God of your choice.”

I hate to say it, but maybe some Jewish leaders out there could learn a little something in being accepting from the Satanic Dark Priest. Not too much, though, as his platform for the election goes on to include the impalement of terrorists and certain prisoners as punishment. Which crimes call for impalement?


RAPE, CHILD ABUSE/NEGLIGECT, DRUG DEALING/PROCESSION, VIOLENCE UPON THE ELDERLY OR WOMEN, RELIGIOUS DECRIMINATION/ATTACKS, DWI/DUI (multiple offenses), CHILD MOLESTATION, MURDER (other than justified), POLICE BRUTALITY/ABUSE OF POWER and JUDICAL/PROSECTUTION MISCONDUCT.


Clearly. So, how is it that a seemingly normal man, an athlete and a soldier, can come to a point in life where he is so worried about looking like a "wuss" to others that he would over-compensate by impaling people for judicial misconduct? What could have started him along such an ugly path? Well, if you read a little further you’ll see this:

“My original sport’s love is racing. As a child my father introduced me to racing Go-Karts, and I have been addicted to racing since. In 2002, NASCAR granted me an NASCAR/Busch Series race license. Unfortunately due to circumstances beyond my control, I have not yet made my NASCAR racing debut. However, it is my plan to do so during the 2006 racing season.”


NASCAR. What a surprise.

Naked Curling that "rocks" :P

Nothing better than naked boobies!

The personal development industry has never been bigger! It consists of a myriad of authors basically telling us how to improve our lives. We are constantly being told self help and self improvement has never been easier. New techniques, gadgets and potions adorn the shelves of new age shops and the 1 billion dollar industry, that is personal development, offers many different approaches to help better our lives. They offer ways to increase our bounty and ultimately alter our own reality. A great example of this is how to develop a Prosperity Consciousness. But does this state really exist and if it does will it bring the effortless unlimited wealth promised?
A lot has been written about prosperity and how to attain it. We have been told by many religious traditions and every personal development guru that the Universersal Source (God, Spirit, Cosmic Mind or whatever label you chose to give it) is boundless wealth. We are also told that abundance, wealth and prosperity are our birthright! Why then are so many people ill, broke, frustrated and unfulfilled? Can a person really develop a prosperity consciousness and effortlessly attract wealth? Well as with everything in life there is only one way to find out. Test it for yourself!
Before we can attain and then test the effectiveness of having a prosperity consciousness we need to understand some basic truths. Let's start by explaining three fundamentals of personal development namely; 1. The Universal Source is all wealth, abundance and prosperity; 2. Prosperity is our birthright; 3. You get more of what you focus on.
1. Why are we told that the Universal Source is unlimited wealth? - Because the Universal Source is the consciousness of the Universe - a universe that is still expanding. It is the driving force behind physical reality. It created everything you see, hear, touch and smell as well as all that we are unaware of (microwaves, radiation, air etc.). It has been stated in religious and metaphysical traditions that this intelligence is not only the Source of everything but that it is also the substance of it! It creates the Universe from itself! It is omnipresent (everywhere present). That means that the entire seen and unseen aspects of the universe are a part of this Universal Source. Science reaffirms this theory as it states that nothing is solid and everything is just one mass of pure energy that vibrates at different frequencies and gives the illusion of separateness.
So we can now claim that the Universal Source is unlimited wealth, abundance and prosperity with some belief. For if this Source is the very substance of everything then it is all the wealth, abundance and prosperity that exists at this very moment!
Ok so far? Now lets look at the second point - prosperity is our birthright.
2. If this Universal Intelligence is the source and substance of all things then there can be only one intelligence in the Universe. Jesus said to his disciples "know ye not that you are the temple of the living God?" Buddha attained enlightenment and "oneness". The list of these religious teachings are too numerous to mention but their message remains the same - God (Universal Substance) resides within and around us. It's very substance makes up our physical body and the world around us - "For in him we live, move and have our being" Acts17:28. Therefore, if this Universal Source is at the very core of our being and is the substance from which we take physical form then it stands to reason that we are connected to everyone else and in fact everything else around us - we are a part of all the wealth, abundance and prosperity of the universe. Just as your hand or foot is a part of your body, so every grain of sand, blade of grass, wisp of wind, bar of gold and brick that is laid in a mansion is part of you. The unlimited wealth of the universe is yours for the claiming. It is already yours, always has been and always will be. It is a part of you.
Ok let's go the third point - you get more of what you focus on.
3. "It never rains but it pours", is a saying I have used myself in the past. Have you ever wondered why such a statement appears to be true? Well metaphysics and religion tell us that "as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he" or as Job cried out to God "For that which I greatly feared has come upon me". What we focus our conscious attention on increases! Don't believe me? Test it for yourself! If you can muster up the strength to do it then think in negative terms for a week. Judge everything that happens to you in negative terms and think only of a negative outcome and watch what happens in your world!!! This is a relatively easy experiment as we are conditioned to think negatively by the world. A word of warning though - once you prove that your focus determines your reality stop thinking negative thoughts as best you can.
I will not go into the 'hows' of why our focus has such a profound influence on our lives (that would be the subject of a book or perhaps a future article) just prove to yourself that it does. A clue can be found in the teachings of Jesus when he said "The Kingdom of heaven is within".
So now we have the three principles of the prosperity consciousness explained let's put it to work. The attainment of a prosperity consciousness is relatively simple - just think on the first two principles until you fully understand them and integrate them into your consciousness. As you focus on them you will discover that your feelings of lack disappear and you begin to feel a connection with everything around you. It is really just an attitude shift - nothing metaphysical or mystical about it at all. You begin to consciously realize that everything is a part of you. Your focus changes from poverty to wealth.
If it helps make a list of affirmations that correspond to the two principles outlined e.g. "God is the Source and substance of everything", "I am at one with everyone and everything around me", "I am a part of all the wealth, abundance and prosperity of the Universe" etc. Don't just rhyme them off in a parrot like manner, think on them and realize the scientific or spiritual truths behind them.
Will it work? Well I can say now that if you follow the above instructions a real change will happen in you. You will start to see the beauty of the world and the unlimited resources that are available within and around you. Will you attain wealth, abundance and prosperity? Test it for yourself! personal development

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